gonna have to force myself to sleep early tonight
no seriously let’s lay this all out
- Sansa starts the series at eleven years old and is currently thirteen
- She is currently the successor to Winterfell, the Lady of Casterly Rock, in line for Riverrun and near to becoming the ruler of the Eyrie
- She managed to trick her abusive fiancé, who was the king into not killing someone
- She survived over a year in kings landing whilst three of her family members died and three others had to run away believed dead
- She stayed strong and polite around those who killed her family, whilst slipping in some subtle insults
- She has managed to get some of the best fighters in Westeros on her side including Jaime Lannister, Brienne of Tarth and Sandor Clegane
- All whilst remaining good and kind and compassionate
But no do keep telling us how naive and bad at the game she is
OH MY GOD I DIDN’T KNOW THERE’S A CHOCOLATE CAKE FLAVORED ICE CREAM??
BUT.. HOW.. IT’S FUCKING DELICIOUS.
IT’S CHOCOLATE CAKE, AND IT’S ALSO ICE CREAM. DO YOU HEAR ME? WHOA.
IT’S LIKE SOME KIND OF DESERT INCEST. I LOVE IT. I’M IN LOVE WITH IT. CAN I MARRY IT?